Missile

Missiles are objects seen in Conker's Bad Fur Day, and its remake Conker: Live & Reloaded.

SUZIE 9mm

"I’m right here sweetie pie! Just tell me where to shoot."

―SUZIE 9mm

The missiles shot out by the Haybot are known as SUZIE 9mms. A parody of the Uzi 9mm machine gun, the Suzie 9mm are alive beings with a high pitched "motherly" voice and require the Haybot to aim at Conker and she fires herself at the squirrel. She fires in a straight line whereas the other missiles arc or home in on Conker.

Tedifunking u47 Intercontinental Ballistic Missile

The missiles shot out by the submarine Tediz are known as Tedifunkin u47 Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles, as mentioned by the Little Girl. They home in on Conker's last location from when it is fired, similarly to the Suzie 9mm but unlike the Suzie 9mm and the Tedifunking u47 Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Mk 2, Conker can shoot these missiles down.

The Submarines that fire the Tedifunkin u47 Intercontinental Ballistic MK I Missiles as seen in Conker Live and Reloaded.

Tedifunkin u47 Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Mark 2

The missiles shot out by The Experiment are known as Tedifunkin u47 Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Mark 2s.

The Tedifunkin u47 Intercontinental Ballistic Missile MK II

These missiles, while similar to the MK I, are shot out of 4 chambered missile launchers. Also similar to the MK I while than can do damage to Conker while even in the Class-22 Tank, they cannot break though solid granite, solid granite referring to the columns Conker can take cover in.

Trivia

• While it is known that Suzie 9mm can speak, it is unknown if the Tedifunkin missiles can speak, despite the fact that they possess eyes and a mouth like Suzie.

• The name "Tedifunkin U47" is a reference to the "Telefunken U47", a German Condenser Microphone originally designed by Georg Neumann Gmbh. This microphone is often seen in historical photographs of public events in Germany through the period of WWII.