The missiles shot out by the Haybot are known as SUZIE 9mms. A parody of the Uzi 9mm machine gun, the Suzie 9mm are alive beings with a high pitched "motherly" voice and require the Haybot to aim at Conker and she fires herself at the squirrel. She fires in a straight line whereas the other missiles arc or home in on Conker.
Tedifunking u47 Intercontilental Ballistic MissileThe missiles shot out by the submarine Tediz are known as Tedifunkin u47 Intercontilental Ballistic Missiles, as mentioned by the Little Girl. They home in on Conker's last location from when it is fired, similarly to the Suzie 9mm but unlike the Suzie 9mm and the Tedifunking u47 Intercontilental Ballistic Missile Mk 2, Conker can shoot these missiles down.
Tedifunkin u47 Intercontilental Ballistic Missile Mark 2The missiles shot out by The Experiment are known as Tedifunkin u47 Intercontilental Ballistic Missile Mark 2s. These missiles, while similar to the MK I, are shot out of 4 chambered missile launchers. Also similar to the MK I while than can do damage to Conker while even in the Class-22 Tank, they cannot break though solid granite, solid granite refering to the columns Conker can take cover in.
- While it is known that Suzie 9mm can speak, it is unknown if the Tedifunkin missiles can speak, despite the fact that they possess eyes and a mouth like Suzie.
The name "Tedifunkin U47" is a reference to the "Telefunken U47", a German Condenser Microphone originally desinged by Georg Neumann Gmbh. This microphone is often seen in historical photographs of public events in germany through the period of WWII.