Also known as "SMG" and "Uzis" for some reason, submachine guns are great for newcomers, as they have a fast rate of fire and are fairly easy to aim. Downsides include low damage and low range. The submachine guns appear in the single player chapter, It's War!, Heist, and the multiplayer.

+Long period of shooting.
+Short reload time.
+Large rate of fire.
-Low damage on enemies.

The Submachine Guns make a reappearance in Conker's Big Reunion, as context sensitive items used to defeat enemies.


Promo image of Conker holding one of the Tediz submachine guns.

Where You Can Find Them In

Conker's Bad Fur Day

Conker's Big Reunion


  • Conker cannot jump in either It's War! or the multiplayer when he has the submachine guns. Technically in Heist when Conker uses the Context-Sensitive Pads when he uses the Submachine guns he jumps across the room, he is jumping with the submachine guns, but only technically.