The Great Mighty Poo is a big opera-singing, Sweet Corn-eating pile of feces who appeared in Conker's Bad Fur Day and Conker: Live & Reloaded as the boss of the Sloprano chapter. His lair is the interior of Poo Mountain. He is voiced by Chris Marlow, making him the only male character in the game not voiced by Chris Seavor.

When Conker first entered Poo Mountain's interior, a Dung Beetle flew right into Conker; the Dung Beetle informed him that there was "something really bad" in the mountain. The Great Mighty Poo had taken the Dung Beetle's friends, Tezza and Bazza, and had killed them by dragging them into the liquid poo. Conker, however, in hopes of finding the alleged cash in the area, still ventures onward and meets some Sweet Corn. At that moment, the Great Mighty Poo orders anyone who is hearing him to bring him some Sweet Corn. Conker, not knowing where the voice originated from, does what he says and knocks out the Sweet Corn with his weapon, carries them to a platform and throws them into the center pool. In a parody of Jaws, the Sweet Corn is floating in the pool and looks around, followed by some unknown creature attacking it from below. After throwing in all of the Sweet Corn in the area, the Great Mighty Poo dramatically emerges from the center pool, places the last piece of Sweet Corn into his mouth to operate as a makeshift tooth, and begins to sing his song.

PersonalityEdit

The Great Mighty Poo is very irritable and seems to enjoy singing and throwing fecal matter at Conker. His only weakness is Toilet Paper, which Conker must throw into his mouth when he opens it to sing his vocal chorus and, after being hit once, the tempo of his voice speeds up as he sings the second verse and resumes his attacks at an increased pace. After the next two hits, the tempo of the song really kicks into gear as he sings the third verse and he attacks faster. Conker also needs to react quickly with the Toilet Paper on this round, as The Great Mighty Poo now vocalizes much faster than the previous two stages. After the next three hits, he does his finale soprano shriek, which causes the glass shielding the "toilet flusher" to shatter, allowing Conker to run to the flusher and pull on it, thus flushing The Great Mighty Poo into the void. When this happens, he delivers a parody of the speech that the Wicked Witch of the West delivers in the Wizard of Oz when she melts. One of the Poo's most memorable moments is when he sings his self-titled theme song throughout the battle.

SongEdit

The lyrics to the song "The Great Mighty Poo" sung in the 2001 version of "Conker's Bad Fur Day" for the N64.

Verse 1

*Ahem*

Mi mi mi mi miiiiiiiii

I am the Great Mighty Poo

and I'm going to thrrrow my shit at you!

A huge supply of tish

come from my chocolate starfish.

How about some scat you little twat?

Verse 2

Do you rrreally think you'll survive in here?

You don't seem to know which crreek you're in

sweet corn is the only thing

that makes it thrrough my rrear.

How d'you think I keep this lovely grrin?

*ting*

(Spoken, text not shown) Have some more caviar.

Verse 3

Now I'm rrreally getting rrrather mad.

You're like a niggly, tickly, shitty little tag nut.

When I've knocked you out with all my bab

I'm going to take your head and rrram it up my butt!

Conker: Your butt.

GMP: My butt.

Conker: Your butt.

GMP: That's rright, my butt!

Conker: Errr...

GMP: My butt!

Conker: Gaahh!

GMP: MY BUUUUUUTT!

Verse 4

(each line is carried one pitch higher)

Ahhhhh

Ahhhhhh

Ahhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhhhh!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!